Miss Cleo.
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Have you ever wanted to communicate with your dearly loved guinea pigs?

Wondered what their favorite foods REALLY are?

Find out today!
Your guinea pigs are talking but you're not listening!

Miss Cleo will provide the answers you seek!

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And have your credit card ready! (No, we cannot read your mind, you HAVE to give us the credit card number. Of course it's just to verify what we already know).