Snickerspants Productions: The Sequel
- AldenM1
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The Continuing Story of Brave Top Pig Snickers
Well, after a week of being the bored-est pig in all of creation, Snickers begged Aunt SlaveToFuzzy for some help. And fortunately STF was able to help us out!
Introducing... um... THIS PIG!
She's currently named Rusty, but suggestions are welcome. (And no, it doesn't have to be a candy bar, although that seems to be where everybody's headed so far!)
Anyway, we drove up to Casa STF, where Snickers was excited to hear pig noises. Finally, some action! Then he was plunked unceremoniously down on a blanket with yummy hay... and something else!
"Who are YOU?"
Things went pretty well, so Snickers didn't even get to MEET the other two candidates STF had prepared for his consideration. It's, like, the fastest round of Love Connection ever! And the-pig-currently-known-as-Rusty and Snick were transported home with no screaming and only the bare minimum of rumbling.
When we got home, I discovered that TPCKAR had climbed into a snuggle sack and wasn't really interested in coming out, no matter how much Snickers sweet-talked her.
So Snickers did the obvious thing...
Check out that saxy leg, wouldya?
Then there was much wheeking and running around and, if my nose doesn't mistake me, some anal-sac-flipping. But finally we ended up like this:
"God, Mom, can't we have some PRIVACY here?"
[Snickers's saga with Charleston Chew Chocobutt is here]
Well, after a week of being the bored-est pig in all of creation, Snickers begged Aunt SlaveToFuzzy for some help. And fortunately STF was able to help us out!
Introducing... um... THIS PIG!
She's currently named Rusty, but suggestions are welcome. (And no, it doesn't have to be a candy bar, although that seems to be where everybody's headed so far!)
Anyway, we drove up to Casa STF, where Snickers was excited to hear pig noises. Finally, some action! Then he was plunked unceremoniously down on a blanket with yummy hay... and something else!
"Who are YOU?"
Things went pretty well, so Snickers didn't even get to MEET the other two candidates STF had prepared for his consideration. It's, like, the fastest round of Love Connection ever! And the-pig-currently-known-as-Rusty and Snick were transported home with no screaming and only the bare minimum of rumbling.
When we got home, I discovered that TPCKAR had climbed into a snuggle sack and wasn't really interested in coming out, no matter how much Snickers sweet-talked her.
So Snickers did the obvious thing...
Check out that saxy leg, wouldya?
Then there was much wheeking and running around and, if my nose doesn't mistake me, some anal-sac-flipping. But finally we ended up like this:
"God, Mom, can't we have some PRIVACY here?"
[Snickers's saga with Charleston Chew Chocobutt is here]
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- 4 the Good of all Pigs
You forgot to mention TPCKAR is a SPAYED female! Don't want everyone thinking we are being unresponsible pig parents/matchmakers!
She had 2 sizeable ovarian cysts and recently had them removed along with all of her reproductive parts. She was still quite attractive to the frat boy!
She had 2 sizeable ovarian cysts and recently had them removed along with all of her reproductive parts. She was still quite attractive to the frat boy!
I love the last picture! Snickers looks just like he is hollering. That's so cute!
I just found out and I am so sorry about Charlie's passing.. he is a well loved pig that's for sure.. I will miss him..
On the brighter side, your new pig is really pretty! it looks like Snickers loves her already!
On the brighter side, your new pig is really pretty! it looks like Snickers loves her already!