My mommy says I'm a little spicy. She has had other guinea pigs before but I am her first abby. I do not think she was prepared for my spunky attitude. Her other guinea pigs must have been very dull.
I had the perfect life. I had lots of hay and yummy veggies to eat.
I had soft cuddly things to sleep in and did I mention the veggies?
I am so pretty my favorite thing is my mirror. I mean look at this face. I also love napping on my mommys lap while she brushes me. Human training was going well and I was being appropriately pampered and spoiled.
"Sigh" I had the perfect life until . . .
I love my fleece. It is so soft on my toes and comfy for napping. I can just plop down anywhere for a good snooze.
Well, back to my story. I had the perfect life but I knew something was happening because I started hearing strange sounds coming from the next room and smelling strange new smells. Mommy was spending a lot of time in their and she was talking to herself. I was still getting lap time snuggles but Mommy kept washing her hands and changing her clothes when she would hold me and I did not get to watch TV with her anymore. Mommy also started wearing this mush stuff. She said it was something called Critical Care and sometimes she even wore it in her hair. I told her she needed to stop cuzz it was not very pretty.
I could just feel it. My perfect life was about to get not so perfect.
Cutemomomi, I love your fiesty Mitzy. I have enjoyed reading your stories and your piggies have a special forever place in my heart. I think Lulu has a huge crush on your Bernie and she especially loved the stories about Tamago and your handsome Mojo.
Shhh, Mommy! Some things are private. (blushes furiously) There is no Bernie crush. I am an independent lady! I do not need no Boar! Even one as dashing as McBernie.
Now, where was I? Oh, Yeah. I had the perfect life and then Mommy brought IT home. Seriously, have you ever seen anything like it before? I do not think it even has a front.
Mommy is calling it an Izzy. Now what in the world is an Izzy? I think she should take it back.