Um... you guys are talking about guinea pigs, right? because mine ask for lots of things. they want the hay that's at the BOTTOM of the rack, not the top, because it obviously tastes nicer. They want whatever you gave the other pig. They want their meals exactly on time. They want you to pay a tax any time you open the refrigerator. Some of them want to be UNDER the fleece instead of on top of it. Some of them want chin-rubs. And at least one of them wants me to never watch any television that involves doorbells.