The Littlest Dictator
I have now been with my slaves a whole year. Time really does fly. The slaves came through pretty well. I got a new pillow, kale, a parsnip, assorted lettuce(but not romaine), Oxbow botanical and oat hay, and my most favorite Oxbow simple rewards cranberry treats. Those are the best things ever. I snatch them so fast my humans were afraid I'd get whiplash. It's been an interesting year. I've gotten to try so many different things. I've spent a few nights on laps cause I was acting a little different and terrified my slaves. I've learned that being picked up generally means snuggles or nail clippings at the worst. My slaves still pay me as much attention as they did on the first day even when I'm grumpy. I like being the boss and I love being family not just a pet.
I have learned to play hide n seek. I run into the bedroom, get under the bed, and wait til my slaves come calling for me. After they say my name a few times I start purring to give them a hint. When they get in the floor I give piggy kisses then turn around and run to the other side. If I can't see them they can't see me, that's why they keep asking where's piggers. Then it's back for more kisses and pets. They say I'm weird but they're the ones laying on a hard floor getting their eyelashes nibbled on.