Boarfume

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JaneDoe

Post   » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:57 pm


Well, as I said, I am a sick and twisted person. I posted and ad for “boarfume” on Craigslist:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ths/375510297.html

In case it gets taken down, here it is:

~~Boarfume~~

100% Pure Eau De Boar – volume discount available.

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scozy
I GAVE, dammit!

Post   » Mon Jul 16, 2007 11:59 pm


Oh, you cracked me up! I hope some rare person gets interested in the advertisement.

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JaneDoe

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:23 am


About a week ago I posted an ad for "colonofecal therapy." I got seven replies. At least one of them wanted to make an appointment right away, even though there is no such therapy. At least I hope not.

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Kermie831

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:27 am


Jane - stop the tooting and scooting ;)

Might I ask what else your add said?

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Italian Bacon

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:30 am


What if somebody wants "Boarfume"? You would be obliged to go to a perfume store ( or a biological weapons lab) to mix up the scent! Then, what if it turns into a trend? Yikes!

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JaneDoe

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:31 am


I changed it a little. Now it sez "100% Pure Therapeutic Sensual Full-body Eau De Boar – volume discount available."


These guys look for keywords, "Sensual" and "full-body" being big draws.

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JaneDoe

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:31 am


Italian Bacon, you mean there's not enough of the stuff around as it is?

Brandilynn
Who's your Branni?

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 7:30 am


Hehehehehe.. that is beauty Jayney! I hope I do not see an expose on 20/20 where someone is mad you told them boarfume and colonofecal therapy exists and they have to take you to the TV courts to get their product!! :}

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mmeadow
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Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:31 am


Jane, you are completely nuts, and I mean that in the nicest possible way!

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JaneDoe

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 8:17 pm


I’m disappointed. So far I have only got one response from a guy in Maryland named “pete.” He writes “hello, how are you..l am responding to your ad...are you female therapist?....can you call me at...301…”

“Colonofecaltherapy” got seven responses.

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land_hermie

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:43 pm


You gave me an idea. We can put ads for small guinea cages, and give them the link to Cavy Cages, and say we weren't for real or something...

I put a question on Yahoo! Answers asking people who were thinking about breeding guineas to put their e-mail address as their answer. I was going to send the people who answer links to places that are against breeding. Too bad it got removed. :( Stupid Yahoo! MODs!!!

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land_hermie

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:15 pm


Antarctica:
http://allentown.craigslist.org/zip/376307827.html
O_O

EDIT: I already have replies to my guinea pig stuff ad on there.

Some people were looking for guinea balls and leashes :(.

Here is the ad:
http://allentown.craigslist.org/zip/376268630.html
Last edited by land_hermie on Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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JaneDoe

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:23 pm


I'm wondering if we could market boar glue? I think it was Talishan who said it was the best caulk you could find.

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rshevin

Post   » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:30 pm


There was a joke for a while that GP saliva would be a perfect stain remover.

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land_hermie

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:36 am


Someone said they were going to report me for false advertising. I'm deleting my stuff. I never thought of that. Can I be sent to jail?

I can't believe people don't even care about their guineas. They'd rather their back being broken I guess. :( Do you think apology will work?

Ledasmom

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:00 am


Boarfume. Strong enough for a man, but made for - a pig.

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Lynx
RESIST

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 8:27 am


land_hermie, you're not selling anything. Just ignore the comment.

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land_hermie

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:01 pm


OK.

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land_hermie

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:34 pm


Do you think it'll be alright if I tell them why the products are bad?

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JaneDoe

Post   » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:54 pm


At least one other person is interested. He/she/it writes “i am really interested in your product. i will pay $75. i will also come and pick it up.”

Is this perchance one of you guys?

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