Ditto. If anybody wants something homegrown and earthy, I've got two very adolescent Midwestern boars who can supply, well, a lifetime's worth of the stuff to anybody silly enough to reply. Right now, it's concentrated right over their cage (i.e., right where my face went during poop patrol tonight).
More like earthy decomp. That stuff is incredible.
On a serious note, when I go spot clean their home in the mornings, is there anything I can do to keep the smell from going up my nose? I really don't like smelling it all day. I have tried the face mask things for germ prevention. Has enyone experimented with appling anything in their nose?
I don't know. New England, huh? Representing the South with Louie here. ;-)
- Supporter in '16
Today I thought I'd save time cleaning by combining my two teams. (It was time to rotate who was in which cage.) There was InstaHumping, so I aborted the mission and just swapped them so each team hung out in the other's dirty cage while I cleaned it. But that meant territory issues! So I drowned in stank while I cleaned and both boys vanquished imaginary foes. :-)
Alas, no takers. No one wants to contribute to Small Head Disease research, either, even though I posted my Paypal address.
They are still spamming me so I am going to try to sell them boarfume. Or maybe St. Fartina medals/statues? Or asking for donations for Small Head Disease research?