Well, Lynx, it seems you are quite sarcastic.

I didn´t have a clue he had a stripey middle...thank you ever so much for pointing that out.
I know, Pigpal...he is quite photogenic. He just stands there, or sits there, or lies there with this looks in his eyes that says, "Snap that picture quick or I´ll gnaw your knuckles off"
Now, any suggestions as to what I should actually name him? I call him so many different things that he doesn´t even know that any of them are his names, just random words that come out of my mouth. He must think I´m mental.
Where the hell´s Evangeline? I expected some sort of remark about what Pinta and Pigpal had said about her, but nothing! How dull.