- I gave what I could!
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.
---- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest
Here is something one of my student wrote. He was talking about Incubus, his favorite band.
"And I still like them the same way I used to love them the same way I did when I listened to them the first time I listened to them."
Can you tell he has a drug problem? *sigh*