I'm in southern Oregon, not very far from CavyHouse. If someone is making the trip with one of these piggies, I might be insane enough to adopt another one of them if they have a good candidate. I have a "foster failure" male who is very cuddly and is longing for someone to snuggle with, so personality is the key. All of my other guinea pigs are bonded with someone else and don't want a third party. I know it's kind of a long shot, but I thought I'd run the offer up the flag pole, so to speak.
Edit: Gah. Upon rereading CavyHouse's post, I realize that the distance from here to San Francisco is actually quite substantial. But if there's a train headed northward who passes by, I'd still love to know.