Snickerspants Productions: The Sequel

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:07 pm

The Continuing Story of Brave Top Pig Snickers

Well, after a week of being the bored-est pig in all of creation, Snickers begged Aunt SlaveToFuzzy for some help. And fortunately STF was able to help us out!

Introducing... um... THIS PIG!

She's currently named Rusty, but suggestions are welcome. (And no, it doesn't have to be a candy bar, although that seems to be where everybody's headed so far!)

Anyway, we drove up to Casa STF, where Snickers was excited to hear pig noises. Finally, some action! Then he was plunked unceremoniously down on a blanket with yummy hay... and something else!

"Who are YOU?"

Things went pretty well, so Snickers didn't even get to MEET the other two candidates STF had prepared for his consideration. It's, like, the fastest round of Love Connection ever! And the-pig-currently-known-as-Rusty and Snick were transported home with no screaming and only the bare minimum of rumbling.

When we got home, I discovered that TPCKAR had climbed into a snuggle sack and wasn't really interested in coming out, no matter how much Snickers sweet-talked her.

So Snickers did the obvious thing...

Check out that saxy leg, wouldya?

Then there was much wheeking and running around and, if my nose doesn't mistake me, some anal-sac-flipping. But finally we ended up like this:

"God, Mom, can't we have some PRIVACY here?"

[Snickers's saga with Charleston Chew Chocobutt is here]

4 the Good of all Pigs

Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:16 pm

You forgot to mention TPCKAR is a SPAYED female! Don't want everyone thinking we are being unresponsible pig parents/matchmakers!

She had 2 sizeable ovarian cysts and recently had them removed along with all of her reproductive parts. She was still quite attractive to the frat boy!

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:18 pm

Awe so cute!


Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:30 pm

She's so tiny!! I thought she was a baby and Snickers was neutered.

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Remembering Nemo

Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:31 pm

Oh, she is so pretty!

4 the Good of all Pigs

Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:38 pm

I still say she should be called Cougar! ;)

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:40 pm

Yay for safe matchmaking!

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:47 pm

I love the last picture! Snickers looks just like he is hollering. That's so cute!

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:51 pm

<panting from the sprint over from the Chat> Wow, now I'm really jealous. He even kinda likes her, doesn't he? Gettin all up in her face with his saxxy leg! What a little hound!

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 9:58 pm

I just found out and I am so sorry about Charlie's passing.. he is a well loved pig that's for sure.. I will miss him..

On the brighter side, your new pig is really pretty! it looks like Snickers loves her already!


Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:04 pm

You could call her Baby Ruth. ;) They look like a match made in heaven!

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:22 pm

*rubs hands* I can't wait to find out what the company of a cute sow will do for The Snick's general boarliness.

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Post   » Mon Jan 03, 2011 11:06 pm

Congrats on the new precious addition! I can't wait for the stories and pictures to follow!

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Supporter in '13

Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:03 am

Congrats on the new pig and friend for Snickers. She's adorable. The couple look very happy.

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Remembering Nemo

Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:17 am

Alden, more pictures!!!

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Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 12:36 am

She is lovely! Not sure I'd call her Rusty, though.


Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 4:45 am

You have very beautiful piggies !!!

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Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:02 am

wow, Chocobutt's middle name was Chew! that is so cute, didn't know that. yayy, a new snickerpants production. TPCKAR looks great:)

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Cavy Slave Since '08

Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 5:52 am

She's cute! So glad Snickers found love with her. :)

4 the Good of all Pigs

Post   » Tue Jan 04, 2011 8:33 am

Snick was so funny during intros. He kept coming over to me and looking up like "I can KEEP her? REALLY?" Then he would go to Alden, "Mummy, I knew that if I kept coming back here I could get a girlfriend! I can KEEP her!!"

At one point Alden picked her up to do some snuggles and Snickers searched the entire blanket until he figured out mom had her!

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