If I did the guinea pigs, Rosie's would say,"When Mom tries to pick me up, I sit in the corner and scream 'BAD TOUCH,BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH', just so she won't pick me up. And Jasper's would be I leave poops behind every time my nails get trimmed.
Can you tell I've thought about this?
Oh and they had a turtle today with a sign that said I suck at being a dog. Hilarious.