Three's Company presents- The Saturday Sampler
The sun was just rising ... I peered through the door of my cozy pigloo to look at the dewy, lush blades of grass on the lawn. They looked so.... Yummy. And what was that sound ? *click , click, click* . It was unmistakeable. A knife, hitting the cutting board. And then I remembered. The most glorious day, the splendid morning, where the slaves give their offerings to us Cavy lords in the form of ... The Saturday Sampler!!!!
Archie : I was barely able to set my monocle down after reading "how to train your slave Vol. 2" before this dastly human had the nerve to scoop me up , literally from the air. Bath time? Nail clipping? What now? Ah, well this is quite alright. The Saturday Scrambler. Remember Archie, don't rush. Take your time , and keep your wits about you. You don't want them to think you will do anything for food. I will start with this endive ...
Pff, manners who? Come on, who can blame me when there's red pepper involved !!!!!
Jumpy: Woah, WOAH. Watch your hands lady!!!!! Okay, hurry up, whatever you're going to do just get it over with so I can go back to my hay eating. Oh! OH! Saturday Sampler!
And the rest is history...
Archie : I was barely able to set my monocle down after reading "how to train your slave Vol. 2" before this dastly human had the nerve to scoop me up , literally from the air. Bath time? Nail clipping? What now? Ah, well this is quite alright. The Saturday Scrambler. Remember Archie, don't rush. Take your time , and keep your wits about you. You don't want them to think you will do anything for food. I will start with this endive ...
Pff, manners who? Come on, who can blame me when there's red pepper involved !!!!!
Jumpy: Woah, WOAH. Watch your hands lady!!!!! Okay, hurry up, whatever you're going to do just get it over with so I can go back to my hay eating. Oh! OH! Saturday Sampler!
And the rest is history...
Pina Linda: What's this Saturday Sampler everyone's on about? I hate being the new girl in the cage.
Oh... Hmm...
No romaine or tomato? I'm out.
Oh... Hmm...
No romaine or tomato? I'm out.