The Littlest Dictator

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Post   » Mon Nov 27, 2017 3:23 am

My dear piggy Kangaroos do NOT live in trees possums and koloas live in trees. Kookaburra our laughing bird lives in a tree but NOT kangaroos! In Australia we do not plot to kill each other in the USA at least one person is shot everyday. So if I was you little I would lock the door on your pigloo and keep the light on and sleep under the bed.

Here in Australia you could work up a suntan as we are having temps of 30C and over, I've lived here all my life and it is even too hot for me. Glad you enjoyed Thanksgiving hope you behaved! Keep me informed of your daring plans to take over the world my 6 girls send you plenty of kisses and be good for Santa Cavy.


Post   » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:14 am

I've heard the people are wonderful. It's the snakes and such I'm worried about. In the big cities here there are multiple murders every day. I'm glad my slaves moved to a smaller town. I don't like it too hot or too cold lol. My hf would melt at 30C. During our summer she fusses constantly. We live in Tennessee. My slaves actually looked into trying to move to Australia but it's really hard to get permission. And of course the snake issue. I would love to meet your girls, but slaves wouldn't let me within ten feet of them. Apparently I have a pretty impressive hippity hop back there. There have been talks about making a sling when I get older. Since it's getting coldish and Santa is watching I have temporarily suspended my quest for world domination. All I want to do now is eat and snuggle in my fleece. And laugh as my slaves try to get the temperature just right for me, which is impossible.

And got the T-shirt

Post   » Mon Nov 27, 2017 11:20 pm

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Post   » Tue Nov 28, 2017 7:54 am

I tracked down a video from the Perth zoo, too!

They are just adorable!!!


Post   » Tue Nov 28, 2017 8:53 am

The bored panda post is where I saw the tree kangaroos. I wonder if they box like regular roos? I do not think my slaves could win against a kangaroo or a koala.

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